cryingvagina:

i am the uneven drawstring on the hoodie of life

(Source: cyberblogging, via queenofthehomeless)

cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read

(Source: crazyfrogvevo, via youcantpaintanelephant)